Monday, March 24, 2014

Once Upon a Time S03E14: The Tower

Oooh, a giant CGI castle!

Ouch. That dagger can't give a very good shave, I'm sure.

Okay. Who's her dad?

What was that thing in the jar? Petrified poop?

When did Charming work at an animal shelter?

Wait, so who's the queen of the castle now? Snow or Regina?

You have a sense of dread because babies are always bad news in fairy tales.

Uh oh. Is she going to make tea with tannis root?

"Here, let me tell you my story."

The witch is Sadako?

Now the camera zooms in on the tea mug JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT that it was spiked.

What's ironic about a farmhouse? Because Dorothy was from a farm? I don't get it.

Not Sadako, a Ring Wraith.

Is that supposed to be, like, Mrs. Gulch's bike?

It's like Link vs. Dark Link.

This whole Rapunzel thing is kind of a worthless  diversion.

Rapunzel's fear was like, really easy to defeat.

Geez. TV dads and their desire to protect their families.

"Sorry guys! False alarm. It wasn't the witch, it was just my own fear of being a failed father."

So Emma got the message that David thought he found the witch and she STILL went to pick up Regina first?

Wait, how long had she been in the tower? Since before the curse?

Ohhh is she going to steal someone else's brain? And then someone's heart?

Why does Regina look so pleased?

No comments:

Post a Comment