Fargo S01E01

So far it's definitely in keeping with the spirit of the movie.

Billy Bob is delightful(ly creepy).

Chekhov's machine gun?

I hardly recognized Bob Odenkirk, and I've bee looking for him!

Is the White Russian special in the diner a nod to the Coens?

Aw, I liked the police chief :(

Good stuff. Molly is an instantly likeable character.

American Horror Story S03E13

What is happening? Stevie Nicks music video?

This is like when the students at Hogwarts study for their OWLs

And now they're coming down the stairs like it's The Bachelor

Zoe looks weird in that turtleneck thing.

Whaaaaat? She turned to ashes?

Transmutation is high-speed tag?

Is Kyle the Supreme?

Ugh is the Supreme none of the above?

This is like the witch olympics

Oooooh.... is Fiona inside Madison!!! She did the same lighter thing, didn't she?

Spalding's going to bury her? He doesn't want to keep her as a plaything?

Nice shot of Cordelia with Fiona's portrait behind her.

Of course Myrtle goes to the stake in a fabulous red dress.

Was Marie Laveau the last voodoo practitioner?

Ooh, of course Fiona is still alive

While they're having this lovely mother-daughter chat, there's all those witches standing in line and waiting.

Is this Fiona's hell? Living on the Ax Man's farm?

But I thought she had no soul? How can she go to hell? Or was Papa Legba lying?

That was a silly final shot. Meh.

American Horror Story S03E12

The seven wonders: telekinesis, mind control, transmutation, divination, did I miss one - something about a bird? or was that divination, vitum vitalis, descenum, pyrokinesis,

This is some effed up Melies shit.

Marie Laveaux went missing? *checks notes* Oh yeah. Spalding beat her up.

"I don't have any secrets" Didn't Fiona say that, too?

Shows with fried chicken: American Horror Story: Coven, Breaking Bad, LOST

Papa Legba is kind of cute.

Does Cordelia have future sight now?

Maybe QUeenie IS the next supreme!

How did they afford tickets back to NOLA?

I like FrankenKyle

Get 'er, Misty!

"This is awesome!" I agree, Queenie.

It's true, Fiona does have great cheekbones.

Awww, poor Ax Man.

But what happened to little Fiona's little calico cat??

Well either Cordelia's future vision was wrong or her past vision is wrong.

Okay, everyone have a go at the Ax Man!

Isn't that how he got killed the first time? Stabbed by a bunch of witches?

Wait, what is this jump back in time?

Oh is Marie in heaven? Or is Delphine in hell?



"Sunday at dawn it begins"? I think you mean "Next Wednesday on FX!"

American Horror Story S03E11

If Nan were here she could probably hear Misty.

Wait, Queenie? Yay! Queenie's back!

Nan gets to be buried in that cemetery? How'd they pull that one off?

Also, how'd they get to film in a New Orleans ceremony? I thought that was forbidden after Easy Rider? Maybe it's a sound stage.

There is shit in that soup, Myrtle.

Who Dat? haha Oh, Angela.

Uh oh. What's in the biscuits?

Ooh, artsy upside-down shot!

I never want Kathy Bates to recite nursery rhymes for me ever.

Doesn't anyone wonder what happened to Misty?

What's happening with the Ax Man? A lot of these plots seem to be stagnating.

You think your daddy's farm is still there, Ax Man?

Sadism isn't a hobby, Delphine.

Is Delphine being sent on a quest?

Is Myrtle Snow related to Jon Snow?

Spalding is totally playing Delphine. Benadryl? Sure, that might put her to sleep, I guess...

I like that Myrtle has a special wooden box for the tickets to Epcot.

Oh look! Another upside-down shot!

I like the way Fiona whispered, "Do you want something?" to Marie. Like asking her was a secret.

Why did any of the witch hunters think this meeting was a good idea, again?

Is Marie just checking her cell phone? HAHAHAHAHA

Did Spalding just use the rare baby doll to clock Marie over the head?

Oh Spalding. You are a gas. Oh. The real baby. Oh no. What are you going to do with that baby, Spalding?

Is this bus going to crash? Or explode or something?

American Horror Story S03E10

This is a nice shot, with Fiona in the mirror behind Marie.

Surely Marie is faking this gratitude, right?

Is that supposed to be Papa Legba?

So...Marie Laveau achieves immortality by killing babies?

I've missed this show.

Special appearances by Stevie Nicks!?!?!

No matter how many times someone is warned about Fiona, Fiona always gets to them.

This special piano performance by Stevie is at once awesome and cheesy.

Marie Laveau/Fiona Goode slash must be real weird.

You ARE the shit, Angela.

I loved New Orleans. I want to go back there.

I would not get rid of that shawl.

"Don't be a hater, dear" I want a t-shirt picture of Myrtle playing the theremin that says that on it.

Is that cocaine supposed to be an offering to Papa Legba?

Yep.

Hahahaha. Fiona has no soul to sell. It's like when zombies came for Homer Simpson's brain and there was nothing there.

Or when Bart sold his soul, I guess.

Nan isn't an innocent. She just killed the neighbor lady.

Well I guess she was close enough!

...so what did they do with the baby?

So Taissa Farmiga is the only witch that nobody has tried to kill. (Except for Stevie)

American Horror Story S03E09

• I was really confused about who this little boy is because no way could it be Cordelia's husband Hank. If Hank was like 10 in 1991 then surely he'd only be - oh, wait. Yep. That's about right.
• Angela Bassett is the only one in this show who can steal the scene from Jessica Lange.
• Wait, who DID blind Cordelia?
• Is that suit the same guy as Remy from House of Cards?
• I don't really care about these witch hunters.
• Oh the witch hunters blinded Cordelia.
• Well of course the melon balls were poisoned.
• I wonder what it's like to have an open, mutual hatred of someone.
• Zoe's outfit is like a cross between Wednesday Addams and Jane Lane.
• Even as a grieving religious nut I like listening to Patti Lupone sing.
• I think this Queenie/Kathy Bates scene would be a lot better with a laugh track.
• Madame LaLaurie is singing Dixie. Yesterday I watched Benjamin Horne sing Dixie. Synchronicity!
• I can't tell if the sound in this voodoo scene is supposed to be distorted or if it's just the .mp4
• I like these telepathy scenes with Luke whispering in Nan's ear.
• This shot of Kathy Bates' head crying on a table is kind of amazing.
• Why'd Patti Lupone kill her son? It's not like he would have been able to prove anything.

American Horror Story S03E08

• Is a fisheye lens in the mirror really necessary?
• Uh oh! Misty the hippie witch is in trouble!
• Myrtle was much more fun fresh out of the grave
• Taissa Farmiga's hair has no business being that straight.
• It's really hard to take anyone seriously when wearing a black pillbox hat with a long lace veil.
• Why does Nan want to be the supreme? Just because no one thinks she is?
• Denis O'Hare is the best in everything he's in.
• Wait, Madison being the next supreme makes Fiona wantt o kill herself, but not anyone else being the next supreme?
• If Kathy Bates is in the next season of this show I might keep watching.
• I want to give an award to the costume designer who put Delphine in that tiger sweatshirt.
• Taissa Farmiga is really good at that one dumbfounded expression