Crisis S01E03: What Was Done To You

This Chief of Staff couldn't hold a candle to Linda from House of Cards. And his office isn't half as nice.

His office is TEENY! No way the White House Chief of Staff has such a small office!

Gillian Anderson is the only reason I'm still giving this show a chance, and she hasn't shown up yet in this episode.

I do not believe that Aziz is home.

Oh good, some exposition from the villain.

Is Gillian Anderson even in this episode??

Okay, Crisis. You have until the end of this episode to win me over on your own merits.

Really? This high school kid was observant enough to see that the electrical outlets are US outlets?

Blackberry product placement. Interesting choice.

That's a nice looking bag, though.

Right. Like network TV needs more torture.

I think I'm done with this show. Unless I get desperate.

Crisis S01E02: If You Are Watching This, I Am Dead

The eyebrows on this show are not up to par with other TV eyebrows. (Exceptions: 666 Lady and Gillian)

Oooh, is Gillian going to pull a Ransom?

This ambassador guy could have some serious power brows going on is he trimmed and shaped them a bit.

Beth Ann would be BFFs with Bradley from Bate Motel.

Oh sure. Have the Pakistani parents kill someone.

Is this masked guy making himself sound like Bane on purpose?

This show needs more Gillian Anderson and less everything else.

I *love* her suit-dress. Great cut. Great color.

Well getting that keycard was really easy and didn't even require killing the guy.

I would not have taken my eyes off the Ambassador, if I were them.

Meh. I'll keep watching.

Crisis S01E01: Pilot

So far, lots of cliches. But at least there's Gillian Anderson.

What about those two kids in the bathroom?

Why is Secret Service guy rescuing chubby kid?

I know that woman. She's from 666 Park Avenue, I think.

That little teaser at the beginning of the episode could have been a lot more intriguing.

Oooh, who's that guy? He looks familiar.

I can't foresee this show lasting more than a season. It's too Flashforward-y.

And that kid is the second coming of the kid from The Sandlot.

This Secret Service guy is really giving away his upper hand by phoning in on the walkie.

666 Lady has great eyebrows.

Oh no, is Secret Service guy dead?

Uhh....is this a Metallica cover by a children's chorus? Ewwwww

This is all just pretty heavy-handed and far-fetched. But again, Gillian Anderson.

Oooh, is Gillian Anderson's daughter really 666's daughter?